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Big Gay Bloggit, Perez (No Relation) Hilton at Destination HERE.
Tranny Danny at Rimjob, Tuesdays at MJ's.
Tie Me Up Tykes, tying on a few at Rusty & Viktor's Legenday Beige Hollywood
Speakin’ of McCHooks...The COCKBLOCK list of Anthony Cortez’z latest underground afterhours sneetch & snatch soiree... Last Saturday, the NIGHTIME POOL PARTY...A HIT! With brand gay spankin’ new proprietor Michael Hahn and his manahotel.com re-deux of SAN VICENTE INN, Gay Gorgeous! With Chris Yermanos managing the property the INN is taking on a whole new Chic Chic Chic look. Lookers & Hookers shwimming into the steamy zexy evening....David Herenandez, Candy Ass, Xander Rian, Tarek Zodi, Ahmed, Jonathan Chang, Cheyne Hauk, Blake Riley, Brody, Johnny Marks, Joe Kenan, Megan Brooks, Adam Killian, Wayne Fokes, Guillermo Bass, Gill Ramirez, Lorenzo Gomez, Miguel Angel Reyes, Brandon Baker, David Fanarof, Seth Alman, Harvey Altman, Roe Lavi, Brian Lindsey, Nicholas B. & Der-wreck Gardner. Speaking of Hits. Yep. REFLEX is the TIMEX of the Hip Homo Afterhours realm, and after 4 hot lil’ years, this Michael Evenstar Production has been taking a lickin’ and yep...keeps on ticking! Ruling Faggots seen tick tockin’ til dawn for 4 year: Tattoo Chris, Will Gorges, Frank Lau, Jeremy Beard, Andrea Rothstein, Cameron Torres, Anil Patel, Jackson Hartsfield, Julian Trinh, Kidd Madonny, Flava & Shokra, Adam Killian, Eddie X, Paulo, Nurse Crackers, Alexander, John McHugh Dennis, Mike Bryant, Dawna Montel, Robert Corrado, Darren Mills, Darren Friday, Sandy Sachs, Dean Miner, Patti Razzeto, Robert Harper, Andrew Briskin, Don Davis, Gary Steinberg, Mike Catlett, Tom Whitman, Paul Nichols, Jonathon Chang, Megan Brooks, Joe Moreno, Kieth Nguyen, Wayne Castro, Mike Shahin, Julian Trinh, Neal Terry, Steve Hatchett, Ron Thomas, Chris Wren, Josh Peace, Michael North, Mike Nava & David, Rodney Cordova, Jason Preston, Matt Krank, John Miller, John Lozee, Lindsay Small, Justin Mandich, Steven K, Chad Hudson, Seth Apper, Luke Gibson and Mitch Apodaca. ODYSSEY & MARYTV spent an uber sexy weekend in Vegas to check out the ClassifiedEscorts.com party, TRADE at KRAVE. Well hung & recovering from what had to have been the party of the summer! Hot babes from around the world converged in Vegas to attend, including Ben Andrews, Barrett Long, CJ night, Jonathan Lowe, Tyler Peters & Cody Springs. While the limos full of gorgeous gays were arriving, DJ Tracy Young kept everybody moving inside, and KRAVE’s gogo boys swinging from the ceiling. Around 1am, Janelle Perry from Sunset Tan sauntered in with the Olly Girls in tow to rule the VIP cabanas (those girls like to party), alongside one of Cher’s dancing divas, Marlon Pellayo. Check out the video on MARYTV.net, and check your calendar for the next party. If you didn’t make it to Vegas this weekend, then keep your eyes on www.TradeTheParty.com for updates on future events. You don’t want to miss it. M.E. Publications would like to extend a special thanks to Chris Grigoryan, CEO of Matteo Media and ClassifiedEscorts.com for his hospitality, and an amazing event. It’s Hollywood Babes! Wheeee! Where's the party? It's time to celebrate! Every Dumpy dump Star is taking big helpings of fame with a side order of press this week in Theive-ywood, Mary! Jennifer Aniston is back up in the press with headlines screaming "Now, It's My Turn!" as Miss Carpet Muncher gets all knocked up with Gay Closet Fage John Mayer's desperate for press child... out of wed lock! Hey, what ever happened to her gay frenimies Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?!?! Hush hush! Mary Kate Olsen has some dirty drug dealer secrets she doesn't want to share with the F.B.I!! The lil' crack troll won't speak with prosecutors in the Heath Ledger “homo”-side mystery unless she is granted immunity!! Oh Fat boys! Kanye West is opening 10 branches of the popular fast food restaurant Fat Burger in his home town of Chicago! |
Uh oh! As usual, the Teen Choice awards brought in a slew of stars! Attendees included Blake Lively, David and Victoria Beckham, Hayden Panettiere, Jesse McCartney, Chace Crawford, the Jonas Brothers, Fergie, Chris Brown, David Archuleta, Brandy, Josh Holloway, Katherine McPhee, Brittany Snow, Kristen Bell, Mariah Carey, L.L. Cool J, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Hudgens, Rachel Bilson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Zac Effron, Adam Shankman, and Adam Sandler, Problem Time! After postponing the Australian leg of his tour, rapper Timbaland has now officially cancelled any Australian appearances! P-Diddy Fight time! Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kayne has been fighting with P-Diddy over creative differences the two were having while recording Danity Kayne's new album! P-Diddy's Mtv show only got 1.4 million viewers while Tiffany Pollard (alias: New York) took 1.7 million viewers with her new hit show New York Goes to Hollywood on the network of stars, Vh1!! Shoot! Madonna is desperately trying to adopt another press magnet.... oops, I mean lil poor black baby girl.. from Malawi... but, the parents of the baby are not having it, giving up their child without a fight! Star Whores! Rielle Hunter, the dumpstress of John Edwards, sure knows how to stir up hooker trouble! Miss Dump Hunter opened her big fat (will swallow)mouth about her $100,000 of prostitution money she received from John and now the F.B.I is opening an investigation into Edwards' use of his campaign funds!! AWWAGGH!! Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac both took lots of death press this week for....well, dying! Shoot! 17 year old mother Jamie Lynn Spears is all hot and bothered by her fiance Casey Aldridge and his affair with Kelli Dawson that is now going public! Sue Happy time!! Paris Hilton is being sued by the producers of National Lampoon's Pledge this! They claim Miss Valtrex Vagina didn't fulfill the promotional end of her lil' movie deal and now they want $75,000 in damages! In other Sue News, Steve Wynn, owner of Wynn Casino in Las Vegas, is suing Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis for defamation because Joe said that Wynn uses alcohol, prostitutes, and illegal drugs to lure gamblers into his lil' casino web! Oh boy! Cancer PR is back in! Christina Applegate was diagnosed with breast cancer and, like Farah Fawcett and Patric Swayze, her publicist is getting her all kinds of cover story cancer publicity! In other cancer news, Ted Kennedy took the cover of the Globe, with a headline that screams "Ted's Brave Goodbye!" Gee. Cancer press and death press way to go Ted! Look out Jon Benet! Caylee Anthony, the three year old girl who was reported missing by her grandmother Cindy Anthony, is taking lots of fame this week! From Nancy Grace to Larry King, to cover story glory, Miss Calylee is the new media darling! No autographs! Whee!! It's break up time! Isabel Lucas and Adrian Grenier are officially over! And, it has nothing to do with Shia LaBeouf's car crash because the two broke up the night before all the D.U.I. drama! Oh dear! Denise Richard's show just got a lot less complicated as execs at E! decided to pull the plug on Charlie Sheen's ex's attempt at reality tv fame! Wow! Rumor has it Pamela Anderson's show may be going in the same down hill direction!! Industry in-slide-whores are all jugs jealous of Mz.Tits&Ass and are all prayingt that Pam is heading for "Cancelled Land! " Keep your party hat on cause all the high-end stars are way up there this week, living it up to their full famous extent! Well, here at Odyssey magazine, your favorite “Gossip Girls” will keep you in the filth truth with all the dirty dirt we sling in our bi-weekly fagloid! And don't forget to tune into MARYTV.NET she’s off and running into the World Wide Web Woman! Point yer tainty lil’ paws and hit up Odyssey’s lastest FAG FAME SITE, it’s a real Gawd Damned Laugh riot! And remember Marys Hollywood 101: FAME, CASH, HELL and bush are just the root of ALL evil... but hold on to yer tight holes, the right wing will be bending over and we will be driving! PEACE WILL (not Tragic/Satanic/War) start up in 2008....with President Barack Obama and alot of PRAYERS to back Our Faggot Army up! Middle Class Who? (parody)Mary. . |
OOOOOOOOOOOoooooOBAMA!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOooooo OPRAH. LET THE slaughter begin! The U.S. of Acreditcard will be seeing GREEN! Cash! Cold hard real money, REAL GREEN CASH with out the extortionist/lobbiest’s fat fingers all over the GREEN ENERGY (solar, wind, natural gas, cellulose ethanol, etc...) Gee it’s like the 1960’s all over again. Racism with Energy instead of humanbeings! Green Vs. Black(oil & coal). OUCH. If only President Jimmy Carter had a chance before The Reagan sabotage lying killing machine kicked in waaaaay back 30 years ago in 1977 when Jimbo started up the anti oil/coal GREEN MACHINE. Coulda, woulda, shoulda....Yawn. Let’s all do a collective Faggot Prayer, that Hill-abeans-ary doesn’t steal her way into the VP snatch spot. Sorry the John Edwards affair press Team Hill & Bill ahem, arranged didn’t really affect any of the polls...See ya in Denver on the 25th for the VP domination throw down!!!!! Hey was Cindy(Hooker)McCain really one of Heidi Fleiss’s gals w a y back in the 1990’s? Gee. Crazy how rumors get started, ain’t it.