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With the dog gay day’s of Summer 2011 heating up into our classic Indian Southern Californian Summer, there’s plenty of clubland time to keep it all gay going. And going, going Gay is the only way to go go! Lady GaGa has finally came OUT of his Tranny Closet at the VMA’s this year! [...]
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Wow! It’s time once again for your girl, Shamantha, to break down all the celeb dirt for all you loyal Odyssey Magazine gossip junkies! First on the chopping block, Lady GaGa is gettin’ sued for her Japan Earthquake Relief efforts!! The top pop star’s charity organization allegedly violated federal laws!! Hey, how’s Madonna’s Raising Malawi [...]
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HAPPY NELLY GAY BIG QUEER ASS PRIDE !!!! LADY LA LA ! Like Faggot clockwork, tic toc tic toc JUNE the Queerest of the Queer month is here! And Miss L.A. is taking the Pride Bull by the hornies! And with other June pride parties from LA to SF to NY, should keep are [...]
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JESUS H.I.M. CHRIST… or is it HELL.A. P.C. to say H.E.R. CHRIST yet …Cher ? Oh yeah…Happy 57th Birthday Cher..again! Got to just L O V E those “big, huge, behemoth, humongus GIFTS…cars! houses! yachts! private jets! F2M Daughters who blow up, real Big into Gay Bear Sons!!!!!!!! Figures Cher has been Super Uber Fag [...]
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Oh Gurl. Here we go, into the spring time for alledgedly the last month of life on earth, as we know it. With every crack pot on the radio/t.v./world wide web throwing around May 21st 2011 as the 2nd coming of Jesus H.(Homo)Christ! It’s a good Gawd Damned thang that my Roman Catholic Sneetchy [...]
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ELIZABETH TAYLOR. . .
AN AIDS SAINT. Yes, Queen amongst Queen’s H.S.H. Elizabeth Taylor with a few fierce ruling bitch slapping words at the !986’s Oscar Telecast. “Ronald Reagan, you bastard!!!! My friends are d e a d, and dying and you can’t even say the word AIDS!!!!!” With in minutes like a true Moses [...]
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It’s Winners and Losers season, and your favorite gossip girl Shamantha Cox is joining the likes of your favorite gay rag Odyssey Magazine and Charlie Sheen in the winners circle!! Charlie’s arch enemy, producer Chuck Lore and Warner Bros television fired Charlie from his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men, and now replacement discussions [...]
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Hey there OUT O’ THE CLOSET RULERS! Brace yer Gay Ass for our town’s “Annual CLOSETCASE OSCARS Convention!” We have been blessed with the Emmys Neil Patrick Harris & Jane Lynch-ing and all OUT look at our Gay Ass makin’ bank and winnning big embarassing show biz awards while we are at it ! Start the [...]
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It’s a TRANNY WORLD, after all! With H.S.H. Rupaul, teaching bloody lil’lessons on cable T.V. , even Tranny Impersonator Joan Rivers is getting all Tranny friendly. Joan and her lipstick lesbo lookin’ Melissa launched their “Reality is the new Fantasy Show.” And sure nuff they had to do a lil’ drag homage at one of [...]
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Well, well, Hell hath no frozen fury like the bitchy blizzards on the “least coast”. THANK GAY GAWD we are all fighting, er I mean l i v i n g here on “T H E COAST”… the sun soaked, toasty stars only, coast!!!!! With Miss Winter Kills driving even the most up beat broads [...]