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RACE WAR 2010 !!! Golly Gee Miss Molly ! If Charlie Manson has television privileges in prison, you know his shit eatin’ grin is blown out! After his big publicity stunt/murder spree he coined “Helter Skelter”41 yrs. ago, his “Race War prediction” is finally coming together. Looks like inbred, kkkunt faced [...]
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GEE. No Good Deed Goes UNPUNISHED !!!!!!!! With the koo doz and hoop la la in CA last week with the decision being handed down on the Prop 8.’s UNconstitutional legal problems, it’s only natch fer alil’ back lash. And leave it to the U.S.Army to get all our Queer Sistah’s [...]
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WOW ! NOW HURRICANE SEASON ? Thank You Jesus ! And those Fag Hatin’ Southerners thought us Homo’s were “going to hell”… Looks like down by the Bayou is turned into HELL ON EARTH !!!!! With Gloria Vanderbelt’s lil’ Closet Queer Son, Anderson Cooper(who according to my dear, dear, dear friend [...]
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GAME CHANGE TIME!!!!! Gee The BP Oil Asswipes have really started quite the snow balling effect. CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE !!!!! Alexis Arquette might have snow balled the SEX CHANGE sensation last year, that has swept the OBAMA NATION, like a Tranny at a Truck stop! But this year, this “Summer of [...]
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HAPPY GAY NELLY QUEER PRIDE!!!!
It’s JUNE, and it’s OURS…In honor of Patron Puta Saint Judy Garland’s pill’d up demise, some where “over the rainbow!” in 1969. Yep the STONEWALL INN riot in Miss NYC is only 41 years ago, that started the whole HOMO RIGHTS enchilada. And it’s official…time has been [...]
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WOW! OIL I S F I N A L L Y OVA ! With the Reptillian Sista of the thin lipped, snake eyed shhhhhhhhhh, Im dead inside and doing this robo-bore librarian texan mouth of a wife, shut down. Welllll , until her book hits the walmart top shelf, and ms. [...]
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HAPPY WHITE PARTY 2010! It’s the 21st invasion of PALM SPRINGS CALIFORNIA, by Don Jeffrey Sanker and his Homosexual Hot Pack of Babes! This is like the Gay Mafia’s International Homo’s Who ARE OUT convention! If your WP passes are not in yer hot lil’ homo hands…click onto jeffreysanker.com and order [...]
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Thank Christ Almighty, Miss Frigid Ass Winter is finally coming down ! Not quite as fast and filthy, heroin chic’ as Corey Haim!!!! I’ve heard of the old proverb…Miss Winter Kills, but really Faggots! All those camera’s outside the Oakwood Apartments from around the Planet Faggot! The scene last Wednesday was [...]
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WOW. JOBS. JOBS. JOBS. JOBS. JOBS……BLOW JOBS?
Gee that’s a breeze, the blowing in the wind, variety…butt REAL JOBS…REAL PROBLEM. With the bitchy, lil’ cuntry’s mood schwinging all over the bi-polar map, it’s just a matter of straight time, irritatting hetero, boring time until the healthcare, and banking systemc a r e [...]
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TIS THE SEASON…for house robberies & grand theft auto….fa la la la la…la la la L. A.!!!!!! It seems like this annual “holiday”Capitalist’s wet dream of shopping, shopping, shopping and more shopping brings out the shoplifters and skeetchers in d r o v e s. Watch yer laptops, cell phones and [...]
