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HAPPY GAY NELLY QUEER PRIDE!!!!
It’s JUNE, and it’s OURS…In honor of Patron Puta Saint Judy Garland’s pill’d up demise, some where “over the rainbow!” in 1969. Yep the STONEWALL INN riot in Miss NYC is only 41 years ago, that started the whole HOMO RIGHTS enchilada. And it’s official…time has been turned back(Cher! you couldn’t [...]
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WOW! OIL I S F I N A L L Y OVA ! With the Reptillian Sista of the thin lipped, snake eyed shhhhhhhhhh, Im dead inside and doing this robo-bore librarian texan mouth of a wife, shut down. Welllll , until her book hits the walmart top shelf, and ms. bush has to s [...]
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HAPPY WHITE PARTY 2010! It’s the 21st invasion of PALM SPRINGS CALIFORNIA, by Don Jeffrey Sanker and his Homosexual Hot Pack of Babes! This is like the Gay Mafia’s International Homo’s Who ARE OUT convention! If your WP passes are not in yer hot lil’ homo hands…click onto jeffreysanker.com and order down. Kesha will be [...]
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Thank Christ Almighty, Miss Frigid Ass Winter is finally coming down ! Not quite as fast and filthy, heroin chic’ as Corey Haim!!!! I’ve heard of the old proverb…Miss Winter Kills, but really Faggots! All those camera’s outside the Oakwood Apartments from around the Planet Faggot! The scene last Wednesday was like a red carpet [...]
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WOW. JOBS. JOBS. JOBS. JOBS. JOBS……BLOW JOBS?
Gee that’s a breeze, the blowing in the wind, variety…butt REAL JOBS…REAL PROBLEM. With the bitchy, lil’ cuntry’s mood schwinging all over the bi-polar map, it’s just a matter of straight time, irritatting hetero, boring time until the healthcare, and banking systemc a r e PROBLEMS, get the attention [...]
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TIS THE SEASON…for house robberies & grand theft auto….fa la la la la…la la la L. A.!!!!!! It seems like this annual “holiday”Capitalist’s wet dream of shopping, shopping, shopping and more shopping brings out the shoplifters and skeetchers in d r o v e s. Watch yer laptops, cell phones and expensive digital cameras!!!!! This [...]
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Gee. It’s like now that CAPITOLISM has gone belly up… the other shoe(INSURANCE COMPANIES) is dropping !!!!! Get on yer knees Queens and pray h a r d that the Republicunts wont cock block the HEALTH CARE BILL with the PUBLIC OPTION, so the wrong ass right wing can’t keep their Insurance/Lobbiest extortion ring from [...]
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THE “PEOPLE” HAVE VOTED… AND YEP, “FAGGOTS” ARE THE NEW “BLACK”!!!! Now it’s like the old saying “history repeats itself”, just like in 1964, President Johnson signed in those, notorious, rivalous, scandalous Civil Rights Laws in, and pissed off half of this rotted country. So with Main, being the 31st state to repeal/oppose the Same [...]
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(NewYork-NewYork)M.E. PUBLICATIONS Notorious Puta Penny Saver “ODYSSEY MAGAZINE” after 19 years of Fagazine Publishing from S.F. to Phoenix to Brasil from Hooker Hell and bare back takes on N.Y.Cunty!!! Our Planet Faggot’s Nelliest, smelliest concrete jungle in the Wig wearin’ woman Andy Warhol Tranny War torn gay gutters to the high, high, highiest rises in [...]
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Death! Murder! War! Crime! School Children bludgeoning! Stabbings! Burglary! Grand Thief Auto! Identity Thieving! Wow! This Recession economy has really kept all the money making options way open.
Even the nazi-right wing war monger mentally retarded mind set is all bonered up for “let’s kill more people in Afghanistan!” Gee Beeve, let me think… wow, the [...]