Odyssey Magazine

“I LOVE SAMANTHA. I AM SOO-
OOOOO ALONE WITHOUT HIM.”
LINDSAY LOHAN- A FIRE CROTCH.

“If it’s broke…throw it
in the garbage”.
SHAM IBRAHIM-a scan artist with
a domestic abuse flair for S.R.S./social commentary!

“WHAT DOES HE DO? PUT VASELINE INSIDE HER EYES
BEFORE SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR?”
JACKIE BEAT-a huge International S.R.S. TranSTAR
commenting on Lady Bunny’s more mature, elderly drag look.
“So, [...]

“How much longer are
we going to go?????
until the whole Muslem world completely dispises us?
DO WE REALLY THINK THIS
IS GOING TO MAKE US SAFER?”
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA- A LEADER .
There is such a stigma about being gay that alot of the men don’t want to be labeled as gay so they live straight lives and then, behind [...]

“I cannot prevent anyone from getting angry, or mad, or frustrated. I can only hope that they’ll turn that anger and frustration and madness into something positive, so that two, three, four, five hundred will step forward, so the gay doctors will come out, the gay lawyers, the gay judges, gay bankers, gay architects … [...]

“We”are going to be taking the bowling alley out of the White House, and putting in a basketball court .”
PRESIDENT O B  A  M  A !!!

“You know what’s interesting about assasinations?. . . Well not only does it change those opinion polls in a big fucking hurry, but it’s also interesting to note WHO it [...]

“ATLEAST I DIDN’T TURN MY
HUSBAND INTO A VEGETABLE.”
MEGAN- CHARM SCHOOL’S recipient a Brandy
C.’s spit, reminding Sharon Osbourne of her “problems”
before the “charming”Sharon(witch)threw a soda in
Megan’s face and pulled out her extensions.
“THIS IS A FARWELL KISS, YOU DOG bush!!!”
MUNTADHAR AL-ZAIDI(SUPER STAR)
-THE IRAQI SHIA JOURNALIST   S H O E   CHUCKIN’ TRUTH SLAYER.
B E T T E [...]

“ARE YOU O.K. ?
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?”   MADONNA- asking Britney on her FOR
THE?RECORD t.v.teardown special, just of course to
be as condescending & bitchy as human naturely poss.
“I had my purse stolen at Neiman Marcus,
it had 8000.00 dollars cash in it”
TAWNEY KITAEN-to Chelsea Handler on her show.
“AND YOU THINK YOUR NOT A DRUG DEALER????”
CHELSEA HANDLER-RULING TAWNEY!
“A [...]

“I’M PROUD TO BE GAY! THE PROP 8
PASSING MADE ME FEEL ATTACKED!
NOW I’VE GOT TO GET ALL UP
IN THEIR FACE.” WANDA SYKES
THE ONLY HOMO WHO CAME OUT.
“When I’m hungry, I eat. When I’m thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”
MADONNA- gee cat got yer tongue?  Your’e usually soooo outspoken and [...]

“MAKING LOVE TO MADONNA WAS LIKE CUDDLING UP TO A PIECE OF GRISTLE.”AHEM… GUY RITCHIE … OUCH!
“The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing…then  they marry him.    CHER.justplainCHER.
“IS OBAMA THE NEW MADONNA?” …CANDY ASS(HOLLYWOOD)
“I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, neither one would take the garbage out.”
LEE?GRANT – [...]