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WOW ! NOW HURRICANE SEASON ?  Thank You Jesus ! And  those Fag Hatin’ Southerners thought us Homo’s were “going to hell”… Looks like down by the Bayou is turned into HELL ON EARTH !!!!! With Gloria Vanderbelt’s lil’ Closet Queer Son, Anderson Cooper(who according to my dear, dear, dear friend David Gurrero-one of the 8 Alterboys who was raped & molested by that O.C. pervey priest in Anaheim. Who returned the RAPE favor by t a k i n 90 million dollars from The Catholic Church back in the 90’s–has quite the sausage on him…David was enter-viewed by Ms.Butch Top Cooper!)  Where was I, oh yes … Anderson is all nelled out on the Gulf Coast beaches “reporting” all of the rich, high and mighty beach front property karmic , B.P. oil spooooge goings on.  Oh the race war humanity !!!!!  The Bible belt has always talked shit about us Homos and ALL minorities, along with that whole “California is gunna have a huge, massive quake and fall into the Pacific Ocean.”  HUMPFT. Looks like the lil’ chick-a-dees have come home to roooooost !  Speaking of Monsters and Mayhem !  Goddass of The Eastern Realm, M. I. A. from her launch of her Born Free Video(Faster! Google it and Watch it on miauk.com) The Bitches at YouTube.com just had to cockblock her piece of Media Meaness, and ban it from YouTube… What’s next ? Marshall Law?  Free? Turning into a four letter curse word these (HatetheGays)Days.  Run don’t walk to see M.I.A. here downtown L.A. July 17th for her HARDFEST.COM U.S. of Amurder’s shenanigans.  Bless her big Bull Dyke Yenta Jolly ol’ heart…that Judge Elena Kagan ! Love him! Now thats the kinda BULL Dyke The Supreme Court needs.  I love that she has the same Monster birthday as fellow big bad boogey scape goat Sadam Hussein, April 28th.   Ms. Judge Kagan, already freaking the wrong ass right wing christians out with her manish, jewishness… I just pray that King Kagan is up on that bitchy bench, when Attorney’s Theodore Olson & David(Bush 2000’s lawyer- when george stole the first election, from Al Gore)Boies  SHUT  DOWN  The Supreme Court, with their genius fight for HOMOSEXUAL HUMAN RIGHTS/ PROP 8 tear down. This attempt at “Seperation of Church and State” Drama  after 234 years of christian satanic bull shit in our country, will get FREE &  CLEARED  UP, real quick with this Taurass Queer on the bench !   And MONSTER has imploded downtown WeHo.  After 9 years of dominating Thursdays, The Mary  Minds of TIGERHEAT inc. DVDJ Ray Rhodes, Howie T. and Jason Lavitt have brought their PopPuta Playgayground to Rich Grossi and Tim Meepagama’s ELEVEN on Saturday.  And Mommies little Monster’s where swinging from the randy raffters!  Boogie Mans & Boys seen: Jeffrey Sanker, Rusty Updegraff, Wayne Castro, Adam Press, Tom De Santo, T.J.  Espinoza, Candy Ass(Hollywood),  Alexis Arquette, Jonathan Chang, Joe Kegan, Sham Ibriham,  Shane McDonough, J.T. Swierczek, René & Logan Carta, Bob Trin, Tim Taylor, The Real Zam, Vassy, KingQueen, Ron Woodward, Andrew Curry, Jonathan Challacomb, Jay Joel Smith, Brad Ulbrich, Ryan Salazar, Travis Garcia, Ryan & Justin Stires, Alex Kalognomos, Ryan Jones, Gabriel Chu, Shae Caleb Savin,  Jonathan Eppers, Mason Empire, Christian Wheel, Aspen Scott, Ingenue, Jeffrey Fitzgerald, Brandon Rolph, Steven Dehler, Montana Volby, Sam Ortiz, Jimmy Chen, Sean Parris, Christian Yanik, Chad & Chad Evens, Darryl Hicks, Gabriel Perez, Craig Jordan, Charles Anthony, Brian David Culp, DJ Draven Josh, DJ Bill Dupp, Andrew Burns, John Evanoff, Daniel Jones, Sean Staley. Here comes FAME! Shamantha Cox is here to dish out all the dirt for your eager queer ears!! Yeah!! Rolling Stone Magazine sold 200,000 copies of their latest issue (that’s double the usual number) thanks to cover guy and King of all Fame Mr. Lady GaGa!!  Oh no! Britney Spears is facing rumors of child abuse!! Hey!! Madonna is riding Lourdes’ coat tails by launching a pre teen fashion line “inspired by” her daughter at Macy’s called Material Girl!! Big Surprise!! Oprah Winfrey topped Forbes annual list of the worlds most powerful women!! Uh oh!!  Al Gore is feeling the heat again because Portland police have decided to reopen their investigation into allegations the former VP sexually abused a masseuse named Molly Hagerty in 2006!!! Wow!! Fergie turned down a $1 million dollar deal to appear on this seasons Celebrity Rehab because the Royal Family ordered her not to do it!!! Shoot! More bad news for Suge Knight!! A man who claimed Suge put a hit out on his life was issued a permanent restraining order against Suge!!  Oh dear!! When Jeffrey Jones — the guy who played Principal Rooneyin “Ferris Bueller” — turned 63 last September, he forgot one very important birthday ritual … updating his sex offender registration!! Last Wednesday, cops finally caught up with the actor and arrested him!!  Hooray! Rapper Lil Wayne finally got some good news — he won’t have to serve any time behind bars in Arizona … after he finishes his jail stint in New York!!! Wow!! Jeremy London just asked a judge to force his family to keep their mouths shut about the actor’s alleged kidnapping earlier this month where London claimed he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs!! Gee!  Jersey Shore star The Situation was presented with a birthday cake in the shape of his ripped, tan, hairless torso at Tenjune in NYC on Monday! Awagh!! Another legal problem for Lindsay Lohan!! A lawsuit was filed against Lindsay by a clothing/jewelry boutique who claims she racked up a bill of $17,060.83 and only paid $180 towards it!! Hooray! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are married and have been seen all over Hawaii flashing their new wedding rings! Oh boy! Larry King is retiring after 25 years on the air!! And now Super Hunk Anderson Cooper is rumored to be leaving the network too!! Yeah!  Prince is releasing a new album but he will only release it in Europe!! Gosh! Rappers Dr. Dre and T.I. are following in the footsteps of Ludacris and P-Diddy by releasing their own brand of liquor!! Movie time! Rumor has it an updated version of the Dr. Who movie is in the works and Johnny Depp is set to play the lead!! Oh boy! Whoopie Goldberg, Bill Clinton, and Elizabeth Hurley will be the guests of honor at this years annual Life Ball in Vienna! Uh oh! Actor James Franco returned to General Hospital, playing a homeless man. Money time!! Elin Nordegren has bagged a $750 million settlement in her divorce from Tiger Woods in exchange for her silence about his numerous affairs!!  Stay tuned to Odyssey Magazine for all the dirt you can’t live without! Shamantha strongly urges you to ALWAYS read UP on everything right here at Lady ODYSSEY, click onto www.ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET for NY, HAWAII and even BRAZIL gay going’s on. While up there on Miss Cyber Rant… go to www.MARYTV.NET and while you’re UP to it, be sure to visit www.SHAMFAME.com for all the Big Gay Fag FAME World News that you just can’t live without!! When you need to get up to speed on all your favorite stars, always turn to the pages of Odyssey Magazine, your trusted source in top information on all the messy bottom celebs!!! And Fags & Bulls keep up da fight for HOMO Human Rights NOW!!!! (parodyMary!)