THE COLUMN.
Well, well, Hell hath no frozen fury like the bitchy blizzards on the “least coast”. THANK GAY GAWD we are all fighting, er I mean l i v i n g here on “T H E COAST”… the sun soaked, toasty stars only, coast!!!!! With Miss Winter Kills driving even the most up beat broads amongst us alil’ fridged and ready to do some Faggoty fist a cuffs….take a pill and chill. From President Bareback Obottom’s steamy, hot sexy lips to our U.S.of Amurder’s bleading ears of Our State of the Union….all this yawn,zzzz, boring cliche’ partison frozen, polarization nation of ice, ice baby is ready to snap with China & India ruling our 3rd World Green Energy 21st Century money making machinery. Keep yer GREEN mantras & yer Gay Fame Ass up,(along with a l l those chins!!!!!!) and in a Sanker Circuit second the WHITE PARTY in Ms. Palm Springs will be all up in our Spring Shwing Sister or Mister forever young & bronzed face again. With all the Clubs here in our Cool Queerhood’s in SoCal, keepin us warm with the hoteaze fillin em’ up on these breezy winter eves, there’s always alil’ bar blizzards that blow what’s left of my gay mind! First off RAGE NIGHTCLUB at Ms.San Vicente & Santa Monica Blvds has always been WEHO’s Corner Behemoth Boy Bar fore v e r! With Promoters coming and going over the years, Legendary DJ Paul E. and Thomas Michel’s GAME BOI has just blown in for 8 years every Friday Night!!!! Crazy Eight years of some fine ass rice dish & dick wrapped around the big Gay World FameAss RAGE corner. Had a blast at this Asian Purrrrsuation Buffet with DJ’s LaRock, Jason, Ernie and DJ Pegasus taking us into the afterhours. Some of the Boi’s perrrrrsuading us: Calvin, Richard, Steven, Jay, Lawrence, Marcus, Jay, Andrew, Seiji, Ray, Paul, Shaine, Jonathan and Danny. On the blistering winds of change, sex change as well….Paul Nicholls & Woody Woodbeck have Homo’d over the Weho-hood and everywhere here and there in between, to Sam Sharif’s FACTORY/ULTRA SUEDE sausage space to open wide….HYPE FRIDAYS! Yes Girls. The Girly Girls like Candis Cayne have hyped on over as well as Homo Host’s Justin David, Andrew Gruver, Rhea Litre and Lanny Leyda. The opening past week’s have been packed with quite the hot licks stirred up by DJ’s Morningstar & Casey Alva . Some of the Hype Hot Box’s spotted: Perez Hilton, Kim Vo, Jai Rodriguez, Sherry Vine, Candy Ass(Hollywood), Orlando Puerta, Erika Jayne, Mikey Minden, Doron Ofir, Chi Chi LaRue, Ernesto Arambatizis, Rossmar, Hector Monserratte, Rob Pau, Ben Russo, Jack Ketsoyan, Brody Brown, Steven Janji, Miss BarbieQ, Vicky Vox & Rupaul’s lil’ translamb..Pheonix. Shamantha Cox is here once again to serve up AHEM, “killer” gossip you’re dying to know! Murders only! Michael Jackson’s doctor Conrad Murray plead NOT GUILTY to involuntary manslaughter charges! Fashion kills! Madonna and her daughter UNABROW Lourdes have given Taylor Momsen the ax as the face of their fashion line, Material Girl! Rumor has it Kelly Osbourne might be taking her fat face place! Mafia fight! Jersey Shore stars like Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, and The Situation have pissed off the entire country of Italy, after MTV decided to film Season 4 there! Extortion fight! Oksana and Mel Gibson continue to battle in court, and now the Los Angeles sheriffs department are investigating wether or not Oksana told conflicting stories in regards to her domestic violence allegations!! Meanwhile, Oksana’s current lawyers, Daniel Horowitz, Marty Garbus and Ron Litz, are asking Mel to pay for $1.2 million for work performed since September, 2010 and Manley Freid’s law firm is asking for $250,000!! Lots of Real Stars in France for Paris Fashion week! Sophia Loren, Asia Argento, Catherine Deneuve, Giorgio Armani, Anna Wintour, Boy George, Kirsten Dunst, Jean Paul Gaultier, Kate Moss, and Yasmine Le Bon have all blown in to Paris for all the fashion fame! Wow! Looks like Rihanna’s new album Loud just went PLATINUM! Yuck! Kelsey Grammer invited his ex wife and star of Real HOusewives of Beverly Hills Camille Grammer to his wedding with the much younger woman he dumped her for! Looks like the Oscar nominees have been revealed and the lucky stars in the running for HOllywood’s top honor are Jennifer Lawrence, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Michelle Williams, Jesse Eisenberg, James Franco, Colin Firth, and Javier Bardem!! Oh dear! Looks like Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil is getting 15 days in jail for his D.U.I. charge in Las Veags! Smells like desperation! Lady Ga Ga anounced that her new perfume fragrance will smell like blood and semen! It’s time once again for the Sundance film festival and this year’s Edgey/Alternie Stars like Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Kevin Spacey, Ray Liotta, Tobey Maguire, Jeremy Irons, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Bosworth, and Mr. Chaz Bono were all seen up in Utah for all the fame snow! Closets! Press B.S. is heating up between Justin Bieber and his new beard, pretend girlfriend Selena Gomez, after reports surfaced that Justin texted her some pretty sexy photos of himself! Corrections time! A couple issues back Shamantha accidently reported that Johnny Depp was seen romancing Scarlett Johanson in Jamaica, when in fact Scarlett was only holding a copy of a magazine that had Johnny on the cover! Johnny has actually been in relationship with Vanessa Paradis for over a decade and Scarlett recently broke up with Ryan Reynolds…but to set the record straight and to let our loyal readers know the truth as you know even World FameAss Pit Bull amongst Pit Bulls, ShaMANtha can make alil’ jealousy, lousey lil’ Miss Steak! Hey now all you Fame Wanters…“Hang” in there and stay in the killer gossip loop with your favorite gay rag Odyssey mag, Mary!Click up to Cyber Fagland www.Odysseymagazine.net for the “T” on Our Gay Globe’s NYC to even Brasil’s Mary Rulers! (parodyMary!)
