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Okay, hello. Summer time and the living is easy. The Summer Solstice has just passed, and I hope you worked it for all its worth. A friend telephoned from England that night. He was at the Henge to end all Henges…Stonehenge, where they claim to have the world’s biggest Summer Solstice wing-ding, I guess the [...]

BY MRS HELLO
Okay, hello.  This past week we have had plenty of proof of the shift in the stars, giving over to an outstanding time of International Entertainment consciousness rising, and participation.  And all right here in Hollywood. There was the Ballywood Festival over at the Archlight Cinerama Dome resplendent with live Indian-style music and [...]

BY MRS. HELLO
Be your best.  We hear this advice and know innately the value it holds.  However, it doesn’t hurt to reinstate such a conviction once again to the forefront of our consciousness.  From time to time, one good way to do this is to advantage ourselves with all available to us in terms of [...]

BY MRS HELLO
All the planets are reflecting the change in seasons. As we embrace spring with Daylight Savings Time, there emerges a total across-the-board shift into evolution and cultural enrichment. Now, this is not to say we have to abandon our booty-shakin’ hedonistic ways, nor do we need to depart from being butt rangers on [...]

BY MRS HELLO
Many human beings evidently share with the Magpie a gene causing an irrational attraction to bright and shiny objects. Be it Chinese Cloisonné or a Maserati, you may be so afflicted. Hello. Keep in mind that stars are bright, shiny, and all over Tar-Nation here in Hollywood. They say that the Twinkle Twinkle [...]

I want your Ass-Trology to sparkle plenty, so make sure your sparkle side is up, and be proud!
Gay Pride is not just for the summer months, when Californian cities from San Francisco to San Diego take turns with their own Pride festivities, the bottom line under the Big Tops is Awareness which fuels the sense [...]

BY MRS. HELLO
Okay, hello. Thank you, thank you all for the overwhelming response in support of my call on that “new” zodiac sign mess I reported on last time… good to see so many sensible creatures out there. after all so far the twelve signs have done nicely, I see no need for a baker’s [...]

BY MRS. HELLO
Okay, Hello.  This is some red hot situation that Mrs. Hello has on her hands this week to report to you…as the STARS jump right off the charts! Okay…really??  A new Zodiac Sign…what did they call it…??  OH-PHUCH-US??  All right, Ophuchicus, The Snake Holder.  Hmm, I think I’ve seen him in the basement [...]

You know it must be Christmas when it’s announced that the first confirmed case of HIV being cured has occurred, that a Republican Congresswoman from Palm Springs has broken her party stance and voted to repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, and that Ryan Reynolds is no longer attached. It is with this that I wish [...]

Her name is Oksana Grigorieva. But wouldn’t it be funny if her middle name was Oshkosh? Her initials would be OOG? (Oog? Oog? Is that the new video format for porn or a word used to describe a humorless and vindictive Siberian sow?) Kid-ding. Put down the lawsuit, pick up the singing…It’s really simple. For [...]