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ASS-TROLOGY
Okay, hello. Summer time and the living is easy. The Summer Solstice has just passed, and I hope you worked it for all its worth. A friend telephoned from England that night. He was at the Henge to end all Henges…Stonehenge, where they claim to have the world’s biggest Summer Solstice wing-ding, I guess the [...]
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BY MRS HELLO
Okay, hello. This past week we have had plenty of proof of the shift in the stars, giving over to an outstanding time of International Entertainment consciousness rising, and participation. And all right here in Hollywood. There was the Ballywood Festival over at the Archlight Cinerama Dome resplendent with live Indian-style music and [...]
ASS-TROLOGY
You know it must be Christmas when it’s announced that the first confirmed case of HIV being cured has occurred, that a Republican Congresswoman from Palm Springs has broken her party stance and voted to repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, and that Ryan Reynolds is no longer attached. It is with this that I wish [...]
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SO, I must apologize for my rather weak attempt last week to be funny and name celebrities with big dicks…..After rethinking who I named last week, this week I have only listed celebrities confirmed by the most reputable sources in Hollywood of possessing hotcock. Now November’s gonna go at a normal pace until about Thanksgiving. [...]
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Jon Mendenhall is Mister World
We made it through another Mercury Retrograde. I’m breathing a sigh of relief. I was not going to even think about driving my vehicle into Los Angeles until my registration was renewed. “Re” is the prefix and theme of Mercury Retrogrades. Not a time to start new projects, but a time [...]
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By Mister World
Why do the “dog days of summer” occur in the sign of a very ferocious and egotistical cat called Leo? This is the kind question perhaps only Mister World ponders…AND in case you didn’t get the memo-I have been in Palm Springs where the August evenings are perfect and the sky is full [...]
INTERSCOPES
By Lady Katherine Conella
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Oh, dear, happy birthday? Luck isn’t being a lady for you Centaurs tonight – or for the next couple of weeks. The first half of December should be a time for you to quietly hide away and not try to tackle anything challenging. That’s especially true if it [...]
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SCORPIO (Oct 21-Nov 22) Happy birthday, Scorpio! Are you by any chance planning on going on vacation or doing some traveling during the first half of November? Some kind of journey seems highly possible for you and it’s something you’ve earned In fact, these next few weeks may have a lot to do with a [...]
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LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23) Hey, happy birthday, Libra! Are you facing some kind of legal or moral judgment right now? If you in the middle of some kind of courtroom controversy, take heart – the judge will probably be on your side, especially of you can compromise just enough to make it look like you’re [...]
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VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) Happy birthday, Virgo! The first half of September probably won’t bring you Virgins what you were hoping to find; namely, fabulous new work and money offers. What it does give you is yet another test of your own conscientiousness and sympathetic nature. You should be feeling friendly and devoted to those [...]