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ASS-TROLOGY
Her name is Oksana Grigorieva. But wouldn’t it be funny if her middle name was Oshkosh? Her initials would be OOG? (Oog? Oog? Is that the new video format for porn or a word used to describe a humorless and vindictive Siberian sow?) Kid-ding. Put down the lawsuit, pick up the singing…It’s really simple. For [...]
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SO, I must apologize for my rather weak attempt last week to be funny and name celebrities with big dicks…..After rethinking who I named last week, this week I have only listed celebrities confirmed by the most reputable sources in Hollywood of possessing hotcock. Now November’s gonna go at a normal pace until about Thanksgiving. [...]
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By Jon Mendenhall (Mister World)
You know, I’ve never really ever been into wearing “awareness” ribbons. We’ve got red ribbons for aids and pink ribbons for cancer…But right now there is a ribbon I will wear and that’s a purple ribbon to raise awareness for the epidemic numbers of gay teens committing suicide. I would like [...]
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By Mister World
Why do the “dog days of summer” occur in the sign of a very ferocious and egotistical cat called Leo? This is the kind question perhaps only Mister World ponders…AND in case you didn’t get the memo-I have been in Palm Springs where the August evenings are perfect and the sky is full [...]