Ms. Quoted

Madonna“What just happened? What did I do??”MAD ON NAAAAAH.
overheard fame whining/bragging at The Kabbalah Center to her personal savior/Kabbalist jewru Sandra Bernhard, as M.’s press slaughter to help pay her brother back in justified huge book sales & to continue M.’s cry for attention.


 

“I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad...She may look a little thinner than usual, but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal..”LIZ ROSENBERG-M.’s PUBLICIST, THE ONLY EMPLOYEE SHE WAS LOYAL TO.


 

“IT GOT DRUNK, AND NOW IT’S GOT A HANGOVER...”
presidumped george bush-at a texas/republicunt extortion-undraiser tryng to explain in dumbass terms capitolism’s meltdown.


 

 “I WAS ASIAN 75K AGO.
BOBBY TRENDY - in perfect bone white Beverly Hills Woman Form overheard at a reality show audition, er a fight to try to be back on television.